I did this for my school's litmag last year. It's not that funny but I have a tendency to think that I'm hilarious.
I actually drew more strips about "The United Classrooms of America", but they were all mostly sketches. In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have made Washington a teacher because it would've been more fun with all the presidents as kids. Oh well. Uncle Sam's the principal of their school. (Their rival school's headmaster is John Bull.)
That quote is an actual Jackson quote, by the way. He used it as a rebuttal against people who made fun of his inability to spell.
Haha, JQA. Serves you right for pulling the Corrupt Bargain!